me

me

I like “clingy” people.

I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.

who tf has time for that shit fuck this noise

cumaddict72:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

dude get over yourself

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

motdef:

i love facebook so much

cynnicio:

lifehackable:

Learn Something New Here


camping idea: wake up in the middle of the night to your spine snapping when it hits the fucking ground from your tent ripping open from the weight it could no longer take

cynnicio:

lifehackable:

Learn Something New Here

camping idea: wake up in the middle of the night to your spine snapping when it hits the fucking ground from your tent ripping open from the weight it could no longer take

rodack:

servbot42:

chevalierdog:

nintendo-64:

i never thought I’d see ytp on my school’s walls but today it is different

impeach carson walker

ELECT THIS MAN

i hope carson walker survives a failed assassination attempt fucking youtube piece of shit