I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.
who tf has time for that shit fuck this noise
being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good
dude get over yourself
That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!
i love facebook so much
camping idea: wake up in the middle of the night to your spine snapping when it hits the fucking ground from your tent ripping open from the weight it could no longer take