i want to irreparably fuck up my sexuality so bad that i can ONLY jack off to shitty naked anime girls printed on tech deck skateboards
I know someone who worked at mcdonalds and would jerk off in the bathroom then go back to work without washing his hands
as we all know, that man was Albert Einstein
what kind of person doesnt know their waifus measurements
A normal person who will succeed in life
Euro Truck Sim 2 のMODでこういうのが出るのを切に願ってます（出ない）
Let him mow
a group of zebras is called a dazzle.
if that doesn’t brighten your day, i don’t know what will.
how the fuck is that supposed to pay my bills?