yugichrist:

i want to irreparably fuck up my sexuality so bad that i can ONLY jack off to shitty naked anime girls printed on tech deck skateboards

cyberjock:

uchiigatana:

I know someone who worked at mcdonalds and would jerk off in the bathroom then go back to work without washing his hands

as we all know, that man was Albert Einstein

freecss-gon:

kakerukurosawa:

what kind of person doesnt know their waifus measurements

A normal person who will succeed in life

hitode39:

Euro Truck Sim 2 のMODでこういうのが出るのを切に願ってます(出ない)

hitode39:

Euro Truck Sim 2 のMODでこういうのが出るのを切に願ってます(出ない)

bronifriendz0ni:

Let him mow

bronifriendz0ni:

Let him mow

cavebae:

blastortoise:

finally

throw away the real one

cavebae:

blastortoise:

finally

throw away the real one

tsunamiwavesurfing:

deveninanewdress:

a group of zebras is called a dazzle.
if that doesn’t brighten your day, i don’t know what will.

how the fuck is that supposed to pay my bills?

@staff can u delete the serial killer fandom